In the tradition of Dave Letterman’s Top 10 List, OhNoy presents its first countdown. On our inaugural list is, of course, dedicated to our favorite non-starter!
10 TOP REASONS YOU’RE NOT VOTING FOR NOYNOY AQUINO
10. You’re a dirty communist.
9. You’ve been paid by Villar.
8. You do not respect what Ninoy and Cory did for the country.
7. Unlike Jamby, you eat meat.
6. You’re a KAPUSO, not a KAPAMILYA.
5. You want the status quo to remain.
4. You’re corrupt!
3. You love PGMA!
2. You don’t watch SNN/ANC/The Buzz/TV Patrol/Failon Ngayon (did I leave anything out?)!
And the top reason why you’re not voting for NOY…
1. YOU’RE EVIL!!!