10 things why you’re not voting for Noy – according to Noy

If you’re not with us, then you’re our ka-LABAN! Teka, ba’t baligtad L ko?

In the tradition of Dave Letterman’s Top 10 List, OhNoy presents its first countdown. On our inaugural list is, of course, dedicated to our favorite non-starter!

10 TOP REASONS YOU’RE NOT VOTING FOR NOYNOY AQUINO

10. You’re a dirty communist.

9. You’ve been paid by Villar.

8. You do not respect what Ninoy and Cory did for the country.

7. Unlike Jamby, you eat meat.

6. You’re a KAPUSO, not a KAPAMILYA.

5. You want the status quo to remain.

4. You’re corrupt!

3. You love PGMA!

2. You don’t watch SNN/ANC/The Buzz/TV Patrol/Failon Ngayon (did I leave anything out?)!

And the top reason why you’re not voting for NOY…

1. YOU’RE EVIL!!!

Source: http://www.ohnoy.wordpress.com

6 responses to “10 things why you’re not voting for Noy – according to Noy

  1. noynoy tamad… tanga… dependent sa advisers kasi bobo… pag xa nanalo, c kris ang president kasi uto-uto! oi mkoncnxa kau sa nangyari sa hacienda luisita! may napasa ka bang bills? WALA! buti pa c lapid my 1… ikw wala… kkhiya ka..
    iba legacy ng parents m, iba sau!

  2. hindi ikaw ang tunay na mhirap! ikaw ay kurap!

  3. la kwenta plataporma mo! cra ulo ka! kalbo! smoker pa. bad influence sa youth!

  4. Lahat ng reasons mo ay mali. Kaya kahit kailan hindi ka dapat pinagkakatiwalaan. Walang kuwentang kandidato. Puro yabang lang na wala sa ugali nina Ninoy at Cory…..parang hindi tunay na anak ni Ninoy ito…..walang kuwenta

    • eaxcatly and have you seen kris aquino’s latest kalokohan when she make bastos ruffa g @ the Buzz??? see the front page of this site and alos did you know that Peasant Leaders to Aquino Sisters: Insulting Farmers Won’t Help Noynoy’s Campaign.

  5. super tlga ang family na yan… gs2 mghari harian… lol… mgkano byad nyo sa mga supporters ny? gnagamit plagi c ninoy at cory! duh?

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